hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I came so hard my ears popped.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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