Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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