I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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