I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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