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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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