Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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