This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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