I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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