Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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