Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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