I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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