Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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