Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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