if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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