Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
where am i from again
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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