Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you win again, gameday.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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