Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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