Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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