Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
there was a trapeze. enough said
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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