The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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