I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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