i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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