friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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