hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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