doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Randomize
