So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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