I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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