Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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