Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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