Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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