I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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