Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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