I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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