I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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