Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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