ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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