Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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