We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
