So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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