You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I have surprise drugs for everyone
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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