He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
