I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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