Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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