Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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