ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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I need you to use more vowels.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i need some magic done to my vagina
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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