Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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