We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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