ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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