Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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