It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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