I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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