she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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