weddingsv make me drug and hornr
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Come see our sink grown plant.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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