: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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