I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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