She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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