Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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