Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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