I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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